Special “Cliff Jumping” E-dition (2023)

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Thursday, December 13, 2012

  • DID BOEHNER BLINK YET? Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says Obama is predicting GOP House Speaker John Boehner will be the one to cave on the Taxmageddon/ Fiscal Cliff Crisis. Wouldn’t that cost Boehner his Speaker’s job? Ironically, 16-Dysfunctional DemocRAT Senators who voted for ObamaCare are now disparaging their own “Job-Killing” ObamaCare Tax. And Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen now says 73% think Obama’s Health Care Law is likely to cost more than projected. That means all those dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct, uninformed, short-attention-span Obama voters will be just as screwed as the rest of us.

Of course “the majority” supports Obama’s “Fiscal Cliff” because they want the people, who work and support them, to pay their bills. Everyone should pay at some taxes so they feel what it’s like to support the out-of-control spending for tree frog studies, Appalachian “still” management, and work study programs in Outer Mongolia.

  • MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE CHOSE Ray Bradbury’s “Living at risk is jumping off the cliff and building your wings on the way down.”
  • HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says On this date in 2000, Al Gore actually finally conceded the presidential election following weeks of legal battles over the recounting of votes in Florida after the Supreme Court told called him a “Liberal Loser.” And wouldn’t it be funny if this week, the Supremes announced that they were overturning that decision?
  • COLLEGE DAZE: Under the U.S. Constitution and Amendments, the Electoral College is scheduled to rubber-stamp Obama as our next president on December 17. In the Constitutional Convention “most delegates doubted the capacity of the people to evaluate talented and capable leaders beyond the borders of their own states.” Were the Founding Fathers geniuses or what!
  • CONGRESSIONAL CONFUSION: While being interviewed by Former Fishwrapper Howard Wilkinson on WVXU, Ohio’s Second District Congressman-Elect Congressman-Elect “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup said he didn’t sign the over-taxed payers’ pledge because it was “too complicated.”
  • HERE’S THE PLEDGE: I promise to: ONE, oppose any and all efforts to increase the marginal income tax rates for individuals and/or businesses; and TWO, oppose any net reduction or elimination of deductions and credits, unless matched dollar for dollar by further reducing tax rates.

Whistleblower readers want to know, “What is so freaking complicated?” Memo to our Congressional Podiatrist– clipping an octogenarian’s toe nails might be complicated, but this pledge is “not complicated.”

And in a related story, The Adams County Travel and Visitors Bureau, located in East Jesus, is still blaming Ohio Second District Congressman-elect “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup’s Transition Team for failing to give people directions for those Amazing Amish Christmas Tree Lights located in West Union.

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  • RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: In today’s Racial Healing Message, “No Hope; No Change for the Blacks!,” our distinguished lecturer deals with the gullible ass blacks who again voted 90% for their DemocRAT slave masters.
  • IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders is wondering when Ohio Republican Governor Kasich will be pushing his Republicans at the Statehouse for Right to Work legislation like Michigan’s GOP Governor Snyder did. Maybe they’ll be talking about union busting at that 5-7PM holiday party/ fund-raiser on Saturday at the Governor’s Residence.
  • CH SNITCH 1000 MAIN STREET: Following last week’s vote by Republican Hamilton County Commissioners “Tax Hike” Hartmann and Chris Monzel for over-taxed payers of Hamilton County to give more of their hard-earned money to the “Millionaire Mike” Brown and his mismanagement team, Whistleblower Research Bureau Chief Fearless Ferret began checking out how much it’ll cost some of the key people involved. Even now, “Millionaire Mike” Brown will pay the lowest additional amount compared to the other members of his mis-management team. Fearless is now examining his list of the accused mis-managers and the current market value of their homes according to the website of Dusty “Egg on My Face” Rhodes AND the additional tax due as a result of the recent actions by the RINO Hamilton County Commissioners to repeal 1/2 of the Sales Tax Credit that was the “other” part of the stadia deal in 1996 should have been no surprise to most in the know.
  • JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS: K-Mart announces a new shipment of Chabotheads has just arrived.

Meanwhile, there’s still a way for Obsessive Obama Supporters like Tom and Rose to show their love for our Obamessiah during the Christmas Season. That’s why this limited edition “Obama Village Idiot” ornament for only $28.99 plus God only knows how much for shipping and handling, will look so great on your Obamamas Tree, as Obama Supporters in the Press continue to promise their millions of gullible followers, it will still be just like “1,461 More Days of Christmas” during Obama’s second term. Proceeds will benefit Obama’s 2016 Third-Term Re-election Campaign.

  • WHISTLEBLOWER HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE: This seems to be a pretty good gift for your favorite elected official.
  • REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES discuss the latest Tracy Winkler scandal in their new blog entry. Tracy and hubby, His Honor Judge Ralph “Ted” Winkler, recently vacationed with Vince and Deb Wallace. Upon return, Tracy hired Vince Wallace to a make-work position in the Clerk of Courts office paying $68k/year, while His Honor Ralph “Ted” hired Deb as his Court reporter. Deb had just retired from that position, so Ralph Ted’s decision to rehire her makes him fully responsible for another county double-dipper.

According to Republicans for Higher Taxes, it pays to be a Friend of Alex and Tracy (FAT). As Vince and Deb Wallace know, membership in the FAT Club has its benefits!

KWANZAAKLAUS says there seems to be a lot of crime near the UC Campus these days. They didn’t have this problem when Bob Huggins was coach. All the thugs were on his teams and off the streets.

  • NoKY NEWS: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says when he called the Adams County (Ohio) Travel and Visitors Bureau in Ohio, to get directions to those Amazing Amish Christmas Lights near Squirrel Town, it reminded him to tell readers that Rick “The Bat Boy” Robinson now has his pet squirrel “Nutsy” tastefully decorated for Christmas.

Rick, who invited our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwelalth Attorney E Rob Sanders to Graydon Head’s Holiday Party last month, says he can hardly wait for The Robster’s annual Christmas Party at Sidebar in Covington on December 21, especially since The Whistleblower NoKY Legal Dream Team and the Cabal to Destroy “Crazy Eric Deters (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club) events are being combined.

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  • MORE HOLIDAY MAGIC: Another Holiday Party Rick never misses is the Annual World Orgasm for Peace Day Orgy at the Fort Mitchell County Club, co-sponsored by Uptight Bitches in Ft. Mitchell and the Northern Kentucky Cougars’ Association. That godless pagan event is on December 21, just in time for Druids to celebrate the Winter Solstice. Marvin the Mayan says he’d like to come too, because if the world does come to an end on December 21, he’d like to go out with a gang bang. Now let’s all watch “Getting into the Holiday Spirit with Eric and Nicole.”

Now for those of you planning to join Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane in attending TL-DCELPMOB-A-P-FT&SW-PRB-in-a-D’sover-taxed payer funded Christmas Party on December 21 at the Horseshoe Casino, let’s all sing the eighth verse of “Lame-Duck, Corrupt, Evicted, Lying, Plagiarizing, Meddling, Overblown, Bought-and-paid-For, Tax-and-Spend, Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Schmidt’s Twelve Days of Christmas,” sent in by that Dishonest DemocRAT Former Speaker of the House Nutty Nancy Pelosi, who remembers in 2008, “Thanks to ‘Mean Jean’ (whose winning percentage was the smallest in the nation), Hamilton County turned “Blue,” DemocRATS won the entire state of Ohio, and Obama became president of our multicultural United States. It goes something like this:

On the Eighth Day of Christmas, “Mean Jean” gave to me,
Eight Dems a Booing,
Seven Wits a Wagging,
Six Crooked Cronies,
Five Libelous Liars,
Four Screeching Tires,
Three Borgman Cartoons,
Two Red Dresses,
And One Old Crapper, from Rob Portman’s Legacy.

It’s really beginning to feel a lot like Christmas, isn’t it, Portman

  • HANUKKAH HARRY says, “Let’s be honest, by the sixth night of Hanukkah, the magic can wear little thin.” So you want to try to stay focused during the prayers over the candle-lighting ceremonies, unlike in “Cat Ballou,” when drunken gun fighter Kid Shalien walked into a funeral and sang “Happy Birthday” to the man who got killed and blew out the candles.
  • FINALLY, AT TODAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders are asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about the way we keep finding out how much more ObamaCare is going to cost than anybody had ever imagined. “It really wouldn’t have mattered if people had known about it before the Election,” Kane explained. “The Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term in the Divided States of America has just begun and unfortunately, the voters aren’t through being stupid yet. It’s going to get worse before it gets better.”

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Butch LaDeux was a very troubled 11-year-old second-grader who was not doing well in school, even by the Forrest Gump School District’s standards. The truth is, Butch is illiterate, and he always tries to cover up his feelings of inferiority by punching little kids in the stomach and stealing their lunch money.

So the Seediest Kids of All (not associated with the Failed United Way) enrolled Butch at O’Brien’s Gym so he could channel his aggressive energy and Bungals Bar-Fighter Rey Maualuga taught Butch how to blindside his opponents.

Butch still beats up little kids for their lunch money, but instead of punching them in the stomach, he takes clean shots to the head and face as he goes after them because their parents had dared to put “Vote No” signs against the school levy in their front yards.

The LaDeux family is no longer on welfare, due to the substantial amount of money Butch now brings home every week. They’re grateful to the Seediest Kids of All, but it’s really you they have to thank, because it’s your liberal guilt throughout the year which makes it all possible.


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What is the highest recorded cliff jump? ›

In 2015, Laso Schaller broke the cliff jumping world record. He jumped 58.8m off the Cascata del Salto in Switzerland, reaching an eye-watering 76.4mph in the moments before he hit the water. He was up on his feet pretty quickly too!

What is cliff jumping called? ›

Cliff jumping is jumping off a cliff as a form of sport. When done without equipment, it may be also known as tombstoning. It forms part of the sport of coastal exploration or "coasteering". When performed with a parachute, it is known as BASE jumping.

What is tombstoning in water? ›

Tombstoning involves jumping or diving from a height into water. It is a high-risk activity, which is unregulated and undertaken by unsupervised individuals.

Where is the biggest cliff in the world? ›

Baffin Island, Canada is home to Mount Thor, the world's tallest vertical cliff. In fact, it's steeper than vertical, with a 105-degree overhang. Jeopardy champ Ken Jennings explains. Auyuittuq National Park, on Baffin Island in northern Canada, is one of the world's last great unexplored wildernesses.

How much do cliff divers make? ›

The Red Bull Cliff Diving World Series launched in 2009, with nine stops on the tour each year. Sixteen divers participate, earning €35,000 (about US$39,000) at each competition, plus bonuses for winning individual events, as well as the overall World Series title.

How deep do you go when cliff jumping? ›

But in general, you should look for something around 7 meters or deeper. This will be enough for pretty much any jump. If you are jumping heights of 25-meter plus, 10 meters plus is a good depth for a safe entry.

What is jumping into water called? ›

Diving is the sport of jumping or falling into water from a platform or springboard, usually while performing acrobatics. Diving is an internationally recognized sport that is part of the Olympic Games. In addition, unstructured and non-competitive diving is a recreational pastime.

What do you call jumping off rocks into the sea? ›

Coasteering – climbing up rocks, then jumping off into water – originates from Pembrokeshire, Wales. The term has been widely used since the early 70s. By way of introduction, here are six things to whet your appetite before you don your wetsuit and jump…

How do you cliff jump safely? ›

How To Dive Off A Cliff… SAFELY!
  1. Never go cliff jumping alone.
  2. Make sure the water is deep enough.
  3. You may experience some intense water pressure depending on the depth.
  4. Wear sneakers or water shoes.
  5. Keep your body tight and streamline when you jump.
  6. Blow out through your nose.
  7. Be of sound mind.
  8. Confidence is key.
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Where is cliff Diving famous? ›

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Do you need tickets for Red Bull cliff diving? ›

How do I get tickets to attend the event? You cannot buy tickets to Red Bull Cliff Diving. You need to go online to our website www.redbullcliffdiving.com/inismor, take the Red Bull Cliff Diving online challenge and if successful you'll be entered into the draw to win tickets.

What is a tombstone leap? ›

Tombstoning (or cliff jumping) is the act of jumping in a straight, upright vertical posture into the sea or other body of water from a high jumping platform, such as a cliff, bridge or harbour edge.

What causes tombstoning? ›

Tombstoning occurs when one end of a component (like a resistor) completes the Wetting process before the other. This end then pulls and tilts the component to create the Tombstone effect. The PCB Layout can influence the Wetting process.

Can you jump off Durdle Door? ›

'Tombstoning' is when thrill seekers jump vertically from a cliff or pier into the sea. It is extremely dangerous and has led to deaths on the Dorset coast. Unfortunately one of the county's most stunning landmarks and beauty spots - Durdle Door - has become a hotspot for the potentially deadly activity.

What is the bottom of a cliff called? ›

Escarpment usually refers to the bottom of a cliff or a steep slope. (Scarp refers to the cliff itself.) Escarpments separate two level land surfaces.

What is a famous cliff? ›

The White Cliffs of Dover. The Trango Towers in Pakistan. Their vertical faces are the world's tallest cliffs. Trango Tower center; Trango Monk center left; Trango II far left; Great Trango right. Europe's highest cliff, Troll Wall in Norway, a famous BASE jumping location for jumpers from around the world.

What is the top of a cliff called? ›

A 'clifftop' just refers to any top of a cliff. A 'plateau' is any flat elevated geologic surface. An 'overhang' is a portion of a structure or formation that protrudes from the main body and rests such that it is 'overhanging' the ground (hanging above it).

How high can you jump off a cliff into water? ›

The typical height of a cliff dive is between 55 and 90 feet. The world record is more than double this - at 193 feet. Even the difference between 50 feet and 90 feet is significant. You'll be going much, much faster if you're jumping from 90 feet.

What is the highest dive ever recorded? ›

Rick Charls World High Dive Record (172ft) | Rick Charls ties the high dive world record - 172 feet (52.5 metres).

How high do cliff divers jump? ›

Cliff divers dive from heights that range from 18 to 27 meters in the air (approximately 57-86 feet high).

What is the deepest a person has ever dived? ›

The deepest dive

The world's deepest dive on open circuit scuba stands at 332.35m (1,090ft). It was undertaken by Ahmed Gabr in Dahab in the Red Sea on 18/19 September 2014 after nearly a decade of preparation. The descent took only 15 minutes while the ascent lasted 13 hours 35 minutes.


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